If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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