the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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