i always forget guys have bellybuttons
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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