Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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