what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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