it hurts more in the daytime
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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