The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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