You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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