the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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