i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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