I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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