And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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