Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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