yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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