what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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