the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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