also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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