wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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