Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Even my vagina gasped.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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