But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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