have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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