i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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