physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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