We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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