I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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