I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
