I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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