her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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