i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He literally asked permission to hit on me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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