she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
