Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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