You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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