Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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