Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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