Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
