I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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