grandma shit on top of the toilet
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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