she was so not down for the gang bang
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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