I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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