flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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