Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hippo gnu deer
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize