I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
