Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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