Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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