Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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