i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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