They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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