I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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