Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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