it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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