I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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