Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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