There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
should my penis look like a turkey
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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