Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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